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The Turtle at the Bottom of the Garden

THE TURTLE AT THE BOTTOM OF THE GARDEN

By Jer White. Illustrations by Adam Howie

Set in near-future Scotland, Jer White’s The Turtle at the Bottom of the Garden is a quirky, modern kid’s book with built-in re-readability, a geeky glossary, Spotify playlists and other treats. With every chapter beautifully illustrated by Edinburgh artist Adam Howie, The Turtle at the Bottom of the Garden is available now as a 160-page paperback or direct to your Kindle!

Paperback available NOW!

( Kindle coming soon)

Turtles

Introducing:

LEPTON, QUARK, and PHOTON: the three fundamental turtles

ATOM aka BURPLEFLOP: the first talking turtle in the garden

FIRMANDA: the ess-citable teen turtle

TOBY: the student gamer turtle

JILLY TURTLE: the young mum with:

XELLA & NOLLAVA, the two little baby bairns

+ OTHER MYSTERY TURTLES….

And in the undergrowth:

The ANT ARMY, led by Captain Formic. He’s in command of moving the entire ant empire from one part of the garden to another. A huge undertaking, but he’s a veteran from the last three ant hill and bridge reconstruction projects.

The BEE BRIGADE, led by Captain Cecil B. Denko. He’s in charge of the young bee’s field trip; they’re out camping in the garden to gain experience of the wild.

+ OTHER ENHANCED GARDEN VISITORS!!!

Product Recall:
BunnyBots hybrid rabbit

GenoTWEE Corp. Announce Product Recall of BunnyBot Organic Devices.

In cooperation with Danu Inc., the GenoTWEE Corporation has identified a safety issue in a very small number of BunnyBot Organic Device products. These artificial pets have been found to potentially develop strange behaviours and as-such may pose a danger to their owners.

A BunnyBot Organic Device’s tail could drop off presenting a risk of choking to young children. Under extreme conditions, other unofficial copies may also be spontaneously generated by a BunnyBot Organic Device. These unofficial next-generation units may not meet flammability standards.

If you have a BunnyBot Organic Device, under no circumstances should you attempt activation and training. You must immediately return the device to the GenoTWEE Corporation for repair.

No other products are affected.

Have a nice day.

Balor Games

OUT NOW FROM GENOTWEE:

BALOR IV: MEMP^TM EDITION

From acclaimed designer Morry Galton-Smith, Genotwee bring you the latest version in our award-winning BALOR series of exciting adventure games!!

Since their launch the day before yesterday, the BALOR series has won countless awards and led to many spin-off games, TV shows, music releases, and lots of toys to collect.

In Balor IV, you face four deadly and devious alien races. The alien planets have been fighting amongst themselves for centuries, never with any clear winner. The balance of power has shifted one way then the other throughout the garden. The sudden arrival of your party (co-op play available!) is destined to upset this delicate balance forever…

“Battle Turtle” by Adam Howie

BALOR IV: MINI POCKET EDITION 2

Available exclusively on Danu^TM phones, with constant live updates. Play the campaign alone, or play with friends. Or just do your own thing: There are many sandbox features in this game, and we are adding more every second!

“Hi, I’m Avalon v12 Smith. My mum is Morry-Galton Smith! She helps imagine all the cool GenoTWEE stuff, especially the BALOR games. I love them sooooo much! And so does my little brother Alex. He’s a big fan, but mum says he’s still too young to play BALOR online. That’s why there’s a special offline version, designed for younger players. It’s the same game, but the campaign story is different. Isn’t that like: sooooo GenoTWEE? I hope I can work for them too when I grow up!”

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We are GenoTWEE - an Imagineering company best known for our robotic pets and related toys, videogames, operating systems and VR entertainment devices.

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